Anyone thrown by Andrew Santino‘s overgrown fiery hairdo on ABC’s short-lived sitcom experiment, Mixology, will be relieved to see Santino in his more natural state as he performed stand-up comedy on Wednesday’s Conan. Then again, you’ll now have a new worry as Santino clearly cannot go a week without drinking, as he explains at the beginning of his set. Other pressing matters in Santino’s world: Wondering why we’re told to wear clothes to sleep, and the confusing nature of French as spoken and written by the fine people of Montreal.

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