Jerry Seinfeld on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Festivus 2014

Jerry Seinfeld spent his Festivus with the rest of us Tuesday night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. And as is his wont, Seinfeld used his first five minutes to deliver a stand-up set. This selection is from a routine he’s been working on about how all of the things we buy eventually become garbage. Making shopping fun, just in time for Christmas gift-giving!

Roll the clip!

And someone please mash-up this clip with George Carlin’s routine about “stuff,” and then somewhere between Carlin’s stuff and Seinfeld’s things to garbage, maybe you’ll declutter your own life. Or not.

Sean L. McCarthy

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