Carmen Lynch has two tiny roommates. Or she’s a comedy giant. Depends upon your perspective, really. For her return performance on Friday’s Late Show with David Letterman, Lynch joked about doctors, ex-boyfriends and her parents, who have more time for her now that they’ve retired. Lynch has big goals for her future. Just ask her psychic. None of these jokes came to her while she was having sex. Honest. Looking good, Carmen!

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