Arsenio Hall introduced Zainab Johnson on a first-name only basis for her first time on TV, and she showed up right on time. That’s Zainab’s big resolution for 2013. Which means she is more conscious now of everyone else who is late around her. She’s also one of 13 children, and while their parents remain married, but none of her siblings have married a black person. What’s the deal with that?

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