Cristela Alonzo will be in Montreal next week for the Just For Laughs comedy festival.

Before heading north of the border, though, Alonzo stopped by Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson to perform a bit of her stand-up comedy. A few bits, to be more precise; explaining the secret language to communicate with hot women, the sliding socio-economic scale of food allergies, and a pep talk from her immigrant mother.

Roll the clip! (Alonzo’s segment begins at 33:20 of the full episode video)