Eugene Mirman was on Conan last night, and he not only presented some of his many jokes he has written over the past few years, but also provided advice in response to questions written that very night from that very audience.

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En garde! No. Wait. That was from his first CD. This is his new CD and DVD, “An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.” Buy it for these jokes he told on Conan, plus an hour more, in either CD or DVD formats. Plus the half-hour pilot he made for Comedy Central that you didn’t see on the TV.