Can you tell a pedophilia joke on network television?

Kurt Metzger did. On his second appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Metzger not only stunned the studio audience on Wednesday night’s program with a bit about how one Toddlers and Tiara mom unwittingly turned off would-be pedophiles, but also how Hitler would never write you a jaywalking ticket.¬†All that and more, including a helpful lesson about identifying lesbians in the audience. And that’s just his opener!

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