Laura Kightlinger and David Punch have created and written a pilot episode about two cops — one (Kightlinger), an alcoholic; the other (Mary Lynn Rajskub), a hot-tempered outcast from Chicago — who are paired up in Oakland to patrol the streets.

It’s called Drunk & Disorderly.

Patton Oswalt and Phill Lewis appear briefly in the pilot as fellow and superior officers on the Oakland P.D. force.

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