Paula Poundstone returned to the set of Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night.

On her mind as July 2012 comes to a close: Stress at home, because her son is attending foosball camp. Foosball camp? Are the Girl Scouts still scout-worthy? Is red meat healthy for you or not? What’s in Reese’s Pieces, anyhow? Why does the TSA use the back of their hands to pat us down? What are spats, and are you wearing them right now? Poundstone has her own answers for these questions, and more. In her customary formal attire — suit and tie, people. Suit and tie. Keeping it classy!

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