Sausage Party! No, not that kind of sausage party.

This is a brilliant re-enactment of a classic scene from A Christmas Story, except sausages have replaced the roles of the humans. Thank you, Annie Lederman and Abbey Luck, for this glorious holiday treat.

Roll the clip! I triple dog dare you!

P.S. Per modern holiday traditions, TBS will begin a 24-hour marathon of A Christmas Story, beginning at 8 p.m. Christmas Eve.