Hugh Moore performed on last night’s Conan. I’m pretty sure he was sober. But as Moore acknowledged, he has learned that he’s funny when he’s drunk, too. He also wondered why we don’t have cheaper cars in this economy, how you clean a historic statue and what the guy who writes in dripping bloody letters did before getting into the scary movie poster business. Them’s the premises. I’ve set you up to watch and listen to his punchlines.

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