If you know anything about comedian Jim Jefferies, it may be that he's Australian, that he has lived in the U.K., that he really likes to drink, and that he doesn't care if you're offended by anything that he says. On last night's Lopez Tonight, however, Jefferies informed the audience that his doctor told him he needed to quit drinking.

The Lopez Tonight audience clearly is made up of many women who love the idea of getting drunk. Jefferies learns them on how they're amateurs if they need drinking games to do so.

Also: You can say "shitload" on TBS.

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