You might think being one of those talking heads on VH1 and MTV entitles you to a life of glamour and privilege. Well, perhaps. But first they have to get your name right. Matt Ruby, New York City comedian who performs and produces local shows, and muses about his life in comedy online at Sandpaper Suit, peels back the curtain on a recent visit to record quips for FMNTV. Better luck next time, Matt?