You’d think Zach Galifianakis would be the big man on any campus, but that did not prove to be the case with these coeds at the Ohio State University. We need to improve his profile. "I’m not homeless. I’m eccentric," he says. We believe you, Zach! Will any of this footage include items you need to know May 21 at Zach’s rock trivia night with Les Savy Fav? You’ll have to pay close attention, then head to the Highline Ballroom ($25) to find out. It’s a New York mag party. Enjoy.

A graphic representation of the party invite, after the jump.