Nick Guerra is 5-foot-5, which is rough when you look at dating sites and see how many women want a tall men, but is amusing when his long hair manages to form a line behind him for the women’s room. Although he explained while making his late-night debut on Friday’s episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, once you’re in a relationship, you soon learn that women can weave spider webs of arguments against you.

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