Artie Lange already has achieved favored-guest status with Jimmy Fallon, and usually heads straight to the panel to talk smack with Jimmy. But on Wednesday night’s episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Lange started off with a stand-up set, in which he dished about the Kardashian family — and Bruce Jenner, too — and the notion of him ghostwriting Twitter feeds for one or more of them. Could you imagine?

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Lange also feels sympathetic toward Ozzy Osbourne, who still has to tour decades after Black Sabbath’s peak years just to pay for his family’s excesses. On the other hand, Lange thinks the great duet to New York City by Alicia Keys and Jay-Z is really two extremely different songs.