Melissa Rauch stars in a raunchy new movie that premiered last month at the Sundance Film Festival. But the supporting player from CBS hit The Big Bang Theory and former VH1 Best Week Ever talking head revealed to Conan last night that she was prematurely raunchy. Sort of. Turns out when she was 8, Rauch’s parents let her watch A Chorus Line, and then she learned all of the lines to what could have been her “torch song.”

She performed it in the family basement, but the parents wouldn’t let her take her talents to the school talent show. This is a clip of 8-year-old Melissa Rauch performing the song, “Tits and Ass,” from A Chorus Line.