Because time is relative, even more so on the Internet than in real life, we have multiple Twitter accounts imagining what “life” is like today for the TV characters from 1990s hit sitcom Seinfeld. @Seinfeld2000 threw down the Thanksgiving gauntlet by remixing a classic multiple-episode plotline — that of George Costanza and his bride-to-not-be Suzette — to the tune of Arcade Fire’s “Here Comes The Night Time.”

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