Mike Lawrence returned to perform stand-up again on Conan last night.

Did you know that Star Wars is a completely different movie for you if you’ve watched Spaceballs first? Lawrence knows how that feels. And he shared his “strong nerd opinions” about that, Ben Affleck as Batman, the Hulk Hogan sex tape and Lawrence’s own daddy issues. Yep, he has them. Lawrence also explains how you can tell the difference between rich people and poor people just based on how they describe their dreams and wishes. Which brings him to describing certain types of “reality” TV as “poor-nography.”

Roll the clip! Not pictured: Lawrence hilariously missing his mark when he walked onstage, heading first instead to the spot Conan O’Brien stands at for his monologues.