Isaac Witty on Conan

Isaac Witty has come to terms with the fact that his hair is balding, but he’s still figuring out the best way to meet people — whether it’s picking up a woman in a bar or just shaking the hand of another guy. As Witty explained in this stand-up performance …

Chris Porter on The Arsenio Hall Show

Chris Porter has regrets. Well, at least one. An ex-girlfriend, whom he remembers in this stand-up performance on Tuesday night’s Arsenio. As well as the thought that’s not in your head about hippie vegan tigers getting all judge-y. Go on. Think about it. Picture it. Ready? Roll the clip!