Lenny Marcus has an issue with the post office. Don’t we all? Wait. What’s a post office? I know I know (related by blood to the USPS), but how about you. On Friday night’s Late Show with David Letterman, Marcus reminded us how the questions the postal clerks ask you seem very rhetorical, unless you imagine there are other plausible answers. Then again, is it as ridiculous as buying a 100-count box of condoms? Or hitting the snooze bar over and over and over again?

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