“What’s your favorite stereotype?”

Wait! Don’t answer that. It’s a trap! It’s a trap Hugh Moore is willing to jump into in this performance as he returned to the stage of Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Because he’s cool with the saying that “black don’t crack.” He’s also got a Hollywood pitch for a scary movie for people who are too scared of scary movies. It’s going to be OK. Everything is going to be OK. Unless you’re eating organic chicken that’s not on antibiotics. Wait. What? Even if things don’t end up being OK, Hugh Moore has your funeral options all picked out for you.

Roll the clip!