Move over, Detroit! Barry Rothbart hasn’t set his stand-up sights on you — in this performance on last night’s Conan, Rothbart recounts a dangerous night he spent in Baltimore.

He thinks he’s old enough to start acting like an adult, which means he’s thinking about what kind of parent he’ll be if and when he has children of his own. Rothbart’s role model is Liam Neeson. But a very specific role that Neeson has played on the big screen.

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