Todd Barry eats out a lot.

How much is a lot? Allow Barry to explain what he has seen and learned about eating his meals out in the public realm, as well as what he’d do when and if his phone fell into a toilet. It’s all in his performance Tuesday night on Conan.

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For more of the same, check out Todd Barry’s CD, “Super Crazy,” which came out earlier this summer. You can buy it now via iTunes:

Super Crazy - Todd Barry