If you do not know what NSFW means, then you have not been on the Internet during this century, because it means Not Safe For Work. And if you do not know that GoDaddy.com's "banned" Super Bowl ads over the past several years have been the worst kind of tease, then you are not a horny perv who has gone to the domain-name registrar to see that none of their ads actually ever deliver on their own NSFW promises.

Well, Los Angeles UCB sketch group The Midnight Show has done what you never thought possible, by getting The Internet's Girlfriend, porn actress and comedy fan Dana DeArmond, to star in their latest video, the very NSFW version of what would happen if GoDaddy.com actually backed up their boasts. So to speak. I cannot stress enough how NSFW this is. As in, Mom and Dad, don't click on this link — instead you can go to the slightly censored Funny or Die version here. For the rest of you who aren't squeamish, roll the clip! UPDATED: Upon second thought, I'm giving you the link to the uncensored version, which is hosted on Break, and embedding the FoD version, mostly because I don't want someone to get into trouble just for looking at a comedy video on my site. You're welcome?