MTV announced a slate of upcoming TV programming for 2009, and the young lads and lasses at will get prime-time exposure on old-school televisions (they've been on new-school Internets for years already exposing themselves). As the dot-com's co-founder and editor-in-chief, Ricky Van Veen, put it: "MTV, drunk on profits from The Hills, decided to give us our own TV show." We shall presume that the TV show will be less of a massive fraud than The Hills is, despite the presence of a dinosaur in the video tease below. Enjoy!