Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time begins its second season later this week on Comedy Central, and to celebrate, the network is sharing three DVDs of Nick Swardson’s stand-up special, “Seriously, Who Farted?” for The Comic’s Comic to give away to three lucky fans.
Here’s how we’re going to do it.
I’m going to offer up three Nick Swardson trivia questions, one each day leading up to the season premiere at 10:30 p.m. Wednesday, Oct. 5. The first person with the correct answer in the comments on this post wins.
DAY ONE: Monday’s question — The Gay Robot character appeared in the first season of Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time, but where did we first all hear Swardson do his Gay Robot?
DAY TWO: Tuesday’s question — What did Nick Swardson say last year that he did that forced him to pay $4,000 in damages and forfeit his security deposit when he moved out of his home?
DAY THREE: Wednesday’s question — OK. This one is easy. In season one of Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time, Swardson played a cop who shared the same traits as his famous sibling. Who was his celebrity sibling?
Whether you win or lose the DVDs, you still can enjoy this sketches from the upcoming season. In this uncensored (and we mean uncensored, as in subject matter and language is NSFW) bit, “Alien Paternity Test,” Swardson plays a Maury Povich type named Clarence who must decide if an alien is the father of a human woman’s hybrid baby monster. Roll it!
And this equally uncensored but equally NSFW fake ad sells you on an exercise product for men to focus on the object they’re working toward when they’re doing ab crunches.
OK. Good luck on the giveaway! Remember to post your answers here in the comments, and trumpet your win later on Twitter with the hashtag #PretendTime.