Ahmed Bharoocha’s father is Muslim, his mother is Catholic, and Ahmed? Well, as he joked on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, his view of religion is much better described with this bit about walking on a tightrope in the fog. He also has an idea for conducting background checks to see if people might be tied to terrorist organizations, which is good news for Facebook. It’s a much better idea than the one his uncle has, that’s for sure.
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