What, or who, could convince Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert to collaborate on a Christmas carol?
The “King of All Media,” of course! All hail Howard Stern for this cheeky holiday truce in the late-night TV wars. Roll it!
Chorus to the tune of Jingle Bells:
We’re all friends
We’re all friends
We all get along
There’s no such thing as a late-night war
Cause we’re all number one.
Colbert: Well, technically I’m number one in the overall, but still we’re all doing great…
Fallon: Actually, I’m number one in the 18-49 demo which as we all know is most important to advertisers…
Kimmel: Well, both of you came into well-established late-night franchises when I had to build my show from scratch and everybody watches us on YouTube anyway…
Chorus: Merry Christmas