What, or who, could convince Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert to collaborate on a Christmas carol?

The “King of All Media,” of course! All hail Howard Stern for this cheeky holiday truce in the late-night TV wars. Roll it!

Chorus to the tune of Jingle Bells:

We’re all friends

We’re all friends

We all get along

There’s no such thing as a late-night war

Cause we’re all number one.

Colbert: Well, technically I’m number one in the overall, but still we’re all doing great…

Fallon: Actually, I’m number one in the 18-49 demo which as we all know is most important to advertisers…

Kimmel: Well, both of you came into well-established late-night franchises when I had to build my show from scratch and everybody watches us on YouTube anyway…

Chorus: Merry Christmas