We’re back from summer break, which means the late-night TV shows are back live, and that means more chances for stand-up comedians to ply their trades on the telly. Great news for Julian McCullough, who mentioned his good fortune on Tuesday’s Late Late Show with James Corden. McCullough also joked about getting haircuts while broke and managing to safely escape the clutches of scary Russians. Sometimes at the same time.

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