A new shirt, jacket and haircut for Dan St. Germain, and still, he “looks like the guy who sold Elvis his pills.” The comedian performed Wednesday night on Conan, and also joked about his ability to get out of traffic tickets, despite his horrible driving skills. “I voted for Hillary even though my goatee is campaigning for Kid Rock.” In other words, he considers himself a “dumb liberal,” so please don’t ask him too many questions.

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