Tom Papa returned to perform again on Conan, and he wants us all to shut up about how fat we’re getting because all of us have gotten fat, and there’s no turning back. No TV makeover show can make us feel better than we already should feel. It’s OK!

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Papa also sat down for panel with Conan O’Brien afterward to share some more jokes and views that will make you second-guess that idea for a cruise vacation, and prove he’s becoming an angry old man, and he’s OK with that, too.