Tom Papa returned to Conan on Thursday, and said if you really want to be scared about where the world is heading, just think about where all of the adults went. “Everybody’s a baby now.” Adult coloring books? Therapy dogs? Then again, Papa has two daughters, and realizes they’ve begun to figure out he’s not as manly as they imagined him to be. Even worse? He has to fill them in on how no men are worthy of their trust or love. It makes more sense (and humor) when he describes it. So…

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