Nick Griffin was back on Conan on Monday night, or rather, Tuesday morning since the TBS broadcast waited out a thrilling end to March Madness and another sneak-peek of the new TBS road trip comedy, The Detour.

Money can’t buy you happiness. “OK, but can I be sad in a nicer apartment?!” Good point, Nick! Griffin jokes that he still lives in a tiny fifth-floor walk-up apartment in New York City, which is “exhausting, then disappointing.” Imagine what it must have been like in older times, though. No wonder old people worked harder back then, as Griffin explains here.

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