What would you do if the pizza delivery shows up just as your grandmother dies? Do you get a discount on a grandma slice? Only one of these questions does Randy Liedtke answer in his stand-up performance on Tuesday’s Conan. As a bonus, though, Liedtke does let you listen in on an exclusive excerpt from his audiobook memoir, complete with director’s commentary.

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Randy Liedtke’s The Half-Hour debuts this weekend on Comedy Central. His debut comedy CD, “I’m On A Roll,” also goes on sale Friday.