Sam Morril returned to Conan on Thursday night to deliver a kick-ass set packed with jokes.

Should you be quizzed to pick up Claritin-D? Should you quiz anyone on dinosaurs? Can you tell a woman is angry by her facial expression? Why isn’t Magic Johnson the spokesperson for Trojan condoms? Do you love your phone as much as you love people? These questions and more, answered by Morril in this set.

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