Brian Scolaro most recently appeared on your TV screens as a regular on the TBS sitcom, Sullivan and Son, and Tuesday night showed up on TBS late-nighter Conan to remind us how TV shows and advertisements often shame fat people by portraying them as dumb, too. Scolaro also has a bone or a sleep mattress to pick with the people who thought it was a good idea to drive their noisy garbage trucks and landscaping and everything else right outside your bedroom window at the crack of dawn.

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