Every new “correspondent” on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart gets to break in a new suit as Stewart breaks him or her into the show.

Well, not every new comedian.

Hasan Minhaj made his debut on Comedy Central’s news satire program Wednesday night in a T-shirt, not delivering the news but debating a news story about pig farming with fellow correspondent Jordan Klepper. Minhaj, representing “Team Turn Around,” really didn’t have a shot against “Team One Direction,” did he? Can you respect the pig while lusting for bacon? These are difficult questions. Or are they?

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