Dane Cook is in New York City this weekend, and showed up Friday to perform on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

What about love? Are you in love? How do you talk when you’re in love?

Roll the clips! They’re cut into two because of NBC’s rule of nothing more than five minutes. There is no rule about what happens when you’re five years old and find yourself in a photo of serendipity, though.

What if your love needs a little extra love? Dane Cook has explored the ever-expanding menus of pornography in advance for you, and here he is with some guidance.