Fresh off his performance a few weeks ago at Montreal’s Just For Laughs as a New Face, fresh-faced Hampton Yount made his stand-up debut on Conan Wednesday night.

Yount wonders why local TV news anchors use a very specific type of delivery to introduce some stories, lets us know a very key difference between men and women when it comes to online dating, and makes us question just how sweet our grandparents’ stories of falling in love just were.

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