Cristela Alonzo returned to Conan on Monday, and joked about living on a Texas border town with Mexico, which meant she grew up as a Dallas Cowboys fan. Which used to mean something when everyone called the Cowboys “America’s Team.” But for the past two decades, what have they done for her lately?

The studio audience at Team Coco seemed much more into Dora the Explorer than sports. Oh, millennial hipsters.

Will they answer the phone without checking their caller ID, though? That’s how you know if you’re broke or not.

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