It’s a rare event when the Jewish calendar and the American secular holiday calendar put Hanukkah early enough to coincide with Thanksgiving. But here we are.

So Nick Kroll has beaten us all to the punch with this dummy movie trailer for Funny Die so Hollywood won’t bother with the full-scale big-screen production of a Thanksgivukkah romantic comedy. From Kroll, Penny Marshall, Fred Melamed, Fred Willard, Kumail Nanjiani, Dan Klein, Andy Bush, Funny Or Die, Caleb Swyers, Andrée Vermeulen, Melissa Gould McNeely, BoTown Sound, and Betsy Koch, here’s the tale of two turkey dinners, and neither of them is kosher. Or one of them is?

Roll the clip, the dreidel and the turkey!