Bid to win the “Sexy Vagina” Halloween costume from The Daily Show. It’s for Charity. Whomever she is.

Can you outbid $910 to win and wear the “Sexy Vagina” costume this Halloween?

That’s where things stood at 11:30 a.m. Eastern today, with a day and a few hours remaining in the eBay auction for the vagina, er, vulva, displayed by The Daily Show‘s correspondent Kristen Schaal during her report on the increasingly absurd Halloween costume choices facing our society. As @TheDailyShow announced on Twitter: “You can now buy Kristen Schaal’s vagina costume! The only legal way to pay for vagina outside of Nevada! For charity!”

If you’re looking to win the auction, then you’ll want to know this pertinent info, provided by the show…

**Purchaser is required to tweet The Daily Show a photo of themselves wearing the costume on Halloween while eating a slice of pizza.

Details:

  • One size fits most.
  • Anatomically correct, but not to scale.
  • Slips on and off. Warm. Feels like home.
  • Pairs well with giant penis costume. Or another vagina costume – we don’t judge.
  • Available only in pink.
  • Ample pockets for storing keys, phone, or all the phone numbers you’re gonna get for looking super-sexy!
  • May be unsuitable for homes with children or animals.
  • Inspired by Georgia O’Keefe because, you know, vaginas 😉
  • Includes Certificate of Authenticity from The Daily Show.
  • Includes optional pizza accessory.

DISCLAIMER: This is a one-of-a-kind, custom-made costume. Delicate. Handle with care. Not intended for frequent use or prolonged wear. Also, please don’t try to screw it.

Here is the clip from the Oct. 22, 2013, episode of The Daily Show in question. I typed clip. Clip. Roll the clip!

Sean L. McCarthy

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