Stand-up comedian Louis Katz filed his first correspondent segment last night on FXX’s Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell.

Just in time for the Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur, Katz declared he had something other than atonement on his mind. Instead, he advocated for a new kind of Jew: “the orthodox, non-observant way.”

Behold Louis Katz’s New Commandments. Includes bacon!

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