Dan Naturman made his fourth appearance on Late Show with David Letterman on Friday night’s show, and crushed it. Killed.

You’ll learn in under five minutes why Naturman hasn’t gotten married yet, how it’s too easy to have children, how he finally upgraded his cell phone package, what he knows about Canada, and a lovely act-out based on the themes of the casino resorts in Las Vegas. Fast-talking so he could get so many punchlines in!

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