Adam Newman made his network television debut last night on Late Show with David Letterman. Don’t take my word for it? Listen to Letterman himself make the introduction.

Newman’s stand-up performance includes a discussion on former NBA star Dikembe Mutumbo, the joys of living in Brooklyn — unless you’re a lobster — and tandem skydiving, with a dog? Yes. With a dog. That’s not even the weirdest thing Newman has said today. It’s not like he had pictures of Jesus on all of his walls. That’s another guy. And that’s not the weird part. Let Adam Newman explain.

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