Perhaps you’ve seen Chris DiStefano before on your TV this year dispensing advice to the teens via MTV2’s Guy Code or MTV’s Girl Code.

Last night, DiStefano made his network television debut performing stand-up on Late Show with David Letterman. Here we learn a little more about his background, his father and his father’s friends and their dubious business practices. All up and down the East Coast. Specifically. Also a bit about his cousin. Would you like to see it? Tell me no.

Roll the clip.