Emily Heller made her late-night TV debut last night on Conan.

Heller, who also just debuted a new webseries through Above Average called “The Future” (in which she gives tarot card readings to funny friends), jokes here about her past — from school yearbook messages, her sudden onset insanity upon dating someone and misreading his text messages, and her ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend who thinks her life is like Sex and the City.

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