Two years ago this week, Alex Koll and I enjoyed some delicious barbecue ribs and other meats and treats in Austin during SXSW. Last night, Koll was on Conan and I’m here to tell you about it.

Koll lets us know just how violent our kids are in sports; not literally, but just by the names of their teams! Also: Call your mother and father. But be careful how you do so. Sound messages there. Speaking of romance, Koll tried to make up for a faux-pas with his lady via gifts and song. Maybe you can try this at home?

Roll the clip!